{"type":"general","setup":"What time is it?","punchline":"I don't know... it keeps changing.","id":77}
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{"type":"general","setup":"How much does a hipster weigh?","punchline":"An instagram.","id":144}
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{"type":"general","setup":"How can you tell a vampire has a cold?","punchline":"They start coffin.","id":113}
{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}