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{"fact":"During the Middle Ages, cats were associated with withcraft, and on St. John\u2019s Day, people all over Europe would stuff them into sacks and toss the cats into bonfires. On holy days, people celebrated by tossing cats from church towers.","length":235}
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Benjamin Joseph Dichter was a leader in the 2022 Canadian convoy protest. He is an entrepreneur, working as a journalist, truck driver, author and podcast publisher. Formerly, he has worked as a gemologist, and as a print shop owner in Toronto. He is the founder of the LGBTQ conservative group LGBTory.
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Drag It Up is a studio album by American country/rock band Old 97's, released in 2004. The album's title comes from the fourth track, \"Smokers.\"
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Bruce Belfrage was an English actor and BBC radio newsreader. He was casting director at the BBC between 1936 and 1939, and founded the BBC Repertory Company in 1939.
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{"fact":"Ancient Egyptian family members shaved their eyebrows in mourning when the family cat died.","length":91}
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{"fact":"Perhaps the most famous comic cat is the Cheshire Cat in Lewis Carroll\u2019s Alice in Wonderland. With the ability to disappear, this mysterious character embodies the magic and sorcery historically associated with cats.","length":216}
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