{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}
{"fact":"If your cat snores, or rolls over on his back to expose his belly, it means he trusts you.","length":90}
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{"fact":"In contrast to dogs, cats have not undergone major changes during their domestication process.","length":94}
{"fact":"Cats spend nearly 1\/3 of their waking hours cleaning themselves.","length":64}
{"type":"standard","title":"Mohammad-Hossein Moeinpour","displaytitle":"Mohammad-Hossein Moeinpour","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5937259","titles":{"canonical":"Mohammad-Hossein_Moeinpour","normalized":"Mohammad-Hossein Moeinpour","display":"Mohammad-Hossein Moeinpour"},"pageid":57576499,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ec/Moinpour.jpg/330px-Moinpour.jpg","width":320,"height":390},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ec/Moinpour.jpg","width":418,"height":510},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1264898033","tid":"de95714e-c1a1-11ef-9e08-158659375466","timestamp":"2024-12-24T02:50:44Z","description":"Iranian military officer","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohammad-Hossein_Moeinpour","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohammad-Hossein_Moeinpour?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohammad-Hossein_Moeinpour?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Mohammad-Hossein_Moeinpour"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohammad-Hossein_Moeinpour","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Mohammad-Hossein_Moeinpour","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohammad-Hossein_Moeinpour?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Mohammad-Hossein_Moeinpour"}},"extract":"Mohammad-Hossein Moeinpour was an Iranian military officer. He served as the commander of the Air Force from 2 October 1981 to 25 November 1983. He was a Major at the time appointed to the office, however, he was promoted two ranks and became a colonel to qualify the position. He resigned for health reasons, however according to Pierre Razoux, Moeinpour was dismissed for his \"excessive caution\" and for a string of defections of pilots under his command.","extract_html":"
Mohammad-Hossein Moeinpour was an Iranian military officer. He served as the commander of the Air Force from 2 October 1981 to 25 November 1983. He was a Major at the time appointed to the office, however, he was promoted two ranks and became a colonel to qualify the position. He resigned for health reasons, however according to Pierre Razoux, Moeinpour was dismissed for his \"excessive caution\" and for a string of defections of pilots under his command.
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{"slip": { "id": 18, "advice": "Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has a synopsis on the back."}}
{"fact":"Some common houseplants poisonous to cats include: English Ivy, iris, mistletoe, philodendron, and yew.","length":103}
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